Weird how engraving someone’s name on a dagger signifies that dagger’s owner, but engraving it on a bullet signifies the bullet’s intended target.
This conundrum is easily solved with my patented Dagger Gun
Crossbow
Blocked
Want to know which Waffle House location has the best views of the eclipse?
if you do this you will straight up be permanently warped into another dimension
(Source: twitter.com)
sometimes ………….. books that are considered classics…………. are worse
I like to categorize them into “awful to read but important” and “what asshole thought anybody should look at this with their own two eyes”
